Obviously I hadn’t considered the logistics of how sex works, but it was a crazy moment of discovery that everything I thought I knew about penises was wrong.
Having a vagina all my life, I assumed that penises were in the exact same spot (ie between the legs) rather than a few inches below the belly button, where a girl’s pubic bone would normally be. And being a virgin, i wasn’t quite ready for sex.) And it felt nothing like i had expected. (I knew about the existence of handjobs and blowjobs, but i had no idea how to give one. I thought it looked strange, then wondered what i was supposed to do with it. “WHAT IS THAT? WHY IS HE SO DIFFERENT?” 6. I saw my baby brother’s penis when I was a kid, if that counts. I got a bit of a fright, it was so short and thick that I was a bit confused because that’s not what you usually see in adult movies and it looked so angry 5. I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one. This might be weird but I always assumed that they’d be cold. My dad got out of the shower and I totally thought he was keeping Gonzo’s nose in between his legs.